1. photo

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    6 days ago  /  686,699 notes  /  Source: blvcknvy

  2. Las mamás solteras son como cualquier mamá pero con los huevos que le faltaron a papá.
    – (via solo-la-puntita)

    (via solo-la-puntita)

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  3. spermbanker:

    charmander-isthe-bomb:

    spermbanker:

    wow you have very nice looking hands…… i bet they would look even better wrapped up in mine…..

    or around my dick

    or clasped together in prayer askin god to help you see the error of your ways

    (via chavirabby)

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  4. Cuando estés celosa, quédate callada y muerde tu labio. Es mejor verse sensual antes que insegura.

    (via tambienlasmujerespueden)

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  5. it me
    – me when it me (via chaoticclassicism)

    (via evelyynirigoyen)

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  6. My pride is stronger than my feelings. don’t try to play me.


    I could think of you 24/7 and you still wouldn’t hear from me.

    – (via lipstick-bullet)

    (via tambienlasmujerespueden)

    6 days ago  /  63,420 notes  /  Source: naked--thoughts

  7. godmuva:

    Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

    (via tambienlasmujerespueden)

    6 days ago  /  115,392 notes  /  Source: godmuva

  8. luxvriously:

    My anaconda will consider it

    (via trust)

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  9. taxicar:

    im like pre stress stressed like im stressed about the stress that i will b stressed about 4 school……………..education is magical 

    (via trust)

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  10. (via tambienlasmujerespueden)

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  11. La llaman fría, pero no saben que el hielo también quema

    “They call her cold, but they don´t know that ice burns too´´

    “ ცივს ეძახიან, მაგრამ არ იციან რომ ყინულიც წვავს´´

    (via ninotsiklauri)

    (via evelyynirigoyen)

    3 weeks ago  /  11,761 notes  /  Source: ninotsiklauri

  12. rexuality:

    I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

    (via valeriaxocampo)

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  13. -¿Y sí llama que le digo? -Dile que…Qué chingue a su madre por cabrón.

    lizethpuente:

    -Lizeth Puente 

    anasoff93

    (via solo-la-puntita)

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  14. chavirabby:

wiebear:

cosmicdecember:

earthandanimals:

fightingforwhales:

callofmickey:

You literally have to be out of your mind to do this.

Nope, people kayak with orcas quite frequently, actually!
Wild orcas are not a danger to people.

I will do this before I die. 

Bucket list


NOPE.

Y’know that is beautiful and allllll but fuck no.

    chavirabby:

    wiebear:

    cosmicdecember:

    earthandanimals:

    fightingforwhales:

    callofmickey:

    You literally have to be out of your mind to do this.

    Nope, people kayak with orcas quite frequently, actually!

    Wild orcas are not a danger to people.

    I will do this before I die. 

    Bucket list

    NOPE.

    Y’know that is beautiful and allllll but fuck no.

    1 month ago  /  6,637 notes  /  Source: callofmickey

  15. i love it when a girl keeps you in check and makes sure youre doing the right thing. example:

    chavirabby:

    grapejellyking:

    me: “ugh babe i really dont feel like cleanin my room”

    her: “clean that shit nigga”

    me: “im tired tho”

    her: “then you must be too tired to hit this pussy tonight, cuz you not gettin none if you dont clean that room”

    me:

    image

    image

    Hahahahaha thas all me tho

    1 month ago  /  1,292 notes  /  Source: grapejellyking